From: China 山东(shan dong) 济宁(ji ning ) @paulfox1 | Time : 2015-05-20 09:22:49 |
Life isn't always the proverbial 'bed-of-roses' that we all strive for, a little thing called REALITY comes and bites us on the bum occasionally
Here's something to make the western men smile and the girls cringe....lol
enjoy....
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life
Roses are red and violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so were you
But the roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head
Kind and intelligent, loving and hot
These are the things you’re definitely not
Love may be beautiful love may be bliss
I only fucked you because I was pissed
When I’m asleep, your face in my dreams
Is mostly the cause of my mid-nightly screams
I thought that I could love no other
That was until I slept with your brother
I wanted to feel your soft warm embrace
But please don’t take the bag off your face
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
I’m so bloody good at telling you lies
My feelings for you, no words can tell
Except for perhaps ‘Please Go To Hell’
So what has inspired this amorous rhyme
Three parts of vodka ..............and one part of lime
From: United States Oregon Portland @queensknight | Time : 2015-07-17 14:39:24 #1 |