The people have spoken!

CLM's own Ken Silva is not the only blogger here who has his sources. Ken's information usually comes from his sources closely connected with the White House, and when they are not high on cocaine or crystal meth, they do afford Ken some valuable information such as the name off the newest hooker in town, or which bar has a 2-for-1 special on tonight.

Well let me tell you, good people of CLM. I also have my 'sources'. Mine are a little different to Ken's because mine live in the kitchen cupboard and are spelled slightly differently.

So, the information that my sauces have given me, (HP and Heinz Tomato), is this.....

Firstly, who came up with that ridiculous name 'Brexit'? Perhaps it was one of Ken's cocaine-craver's?

Anyway, Brexit it was. Now there's also 'Grexit' (another stupid name referring to Greece).

So what next, I hear you cry....Well my sauces have reliably informed me that we should all start to watch out for the following risky events in Europe...

Departugal is likely to be followed by Italeave, Fruckoff and Czechout. If this happens then next will be Oustria, Finish and Slovlong and then Latervia and Byegium. The EU will then reach a state of Germlonely.

Remember people....you heard it here first !