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The Crusade of The “Mighty” Koala.

From: Canada British Columbia Vancouver @Imi5922 Time : 2014-05-22 13:19:37

Once upon a time there was this Koala who lived in Australia; a very intelligent and industrious fellow. On one lucky day he found a laptop under his tree and from that moment on he spent 20 hours of his day sitting on his favourite tree typing. The remaining 4 hours of the day he spent eating his favourite leaves because he was a vegetarian. He didn't sleep at all, and got his energy by surfing the internet and getting on everybody's nerves.

He was very much fascinated by female Pandas from China and tried to do everything to get their attention writing 20 hours a day about everything. Unfortunately, as I said he was very intelligent and knew even though he looked and dressed like a bear in fact he wasn't one, and because of that he lost most of his female Panda friends from China.

On one gorgeous, sunny morning he was squatting under his tree trying to relieve himself from the previous night devouring too much eucalyptus leaves when a vision suddenly had stricken him as his dung hit the ground. The vision was so powerful he exclaimed in excitement “ Eureka! “ He was staring with bulging eyes into the distance as the smell of his dung reached his nose his vision became even “clearer”. He saw the future and realized how to make the world a better place and save all the beautiful female Pandas from this ignorant horde of bears from all over the world.

So he started his crusade and tried to convince them how much of a good idea it was to eradicate them and leave only him for all the beautiful female Pandas. Unfortunately for him, the bears were not as ignorant as he thought they would be and stood in unity against this “mighty” Koala.

I have to tell you my friends he fought hard in the battles to protect his insane idea, but he wasn't a match against the horde of real mighty bears and the billions of years of evolution.

The mightiest bear of them all a Grizzly Bear from Canada, who created a sanctuary for all the single female Pandas was watching the fights from his cave sitting in his favourite chair, sipping a glass of wine that his own lovely female Panda brought for him, and appeared to be trying to decide whether the “mighty” Koala was sane or insane. Finally, he must have come to the conclusion and decided that the “mighty” Koala must be nuts to come up with this idea. He tried to stop the fights by suggesting this Koala go back where he truly belonged, to his favourite hugging tree, and deal with a problem relating to male Koalas.

The Koala wasn't really sad after he lost his crusade because he really didn't understand the message that everybody could read between the lines except the “mighty” Koala and it truly meant “Shut Up!” In fact, he was so not aware of this clear message that he's already found someone to pick on and continue his insanity, a European Brown Bear who lives in Canada in the mountains around Vancouver. The Koala has never liked him and now, he wants to ruffle this Brown Bear's feathers again. He maybe jealous of this Brown Bear because he is a real bear and doesn't have to pretend who he really is and get the attentions of female Pandas.

He is just a quite, genuine bear who sits in his cave and writes and tells his stories from his heart to entertain female Pandas.  Sometimes, he wanders around in the forest and engraves hearts into the barks of the trees with a name on. But recently, the hearts are getting less and less because the lovely female Pandas from China trying to open his eyes  from a long overdue hibernation. He very much appreciates their comments!

There is a common saying where this Brown Bear came from that this “mighty” Koala would never be able to understand. It goes like this,

“If you hadn't said any word, you would've remained a wise man.”


                                                                The end . . . ?

                                                            ( I don't think so. )

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From: China 浙江(zhe jiang) 杭州(hang zhou ) @JohnAbbot Time : 2014-05-22 13:45:27 #1
Well it's been a little quiet on the Forum front for a few days, but I expect this will change all that.

I don't think that the Grizzly necessarily meant "Shut Up". My best guess would be that he meant something more like "give your head a shake, mighty Koala,". But that's just a guess.
From: China 广东(guang dong) 广州(guang zhou ) @Grace172 Time : 2014-05-22 18:34:58 #2
When a brown bear woke up from the hibernationn, he shuddenly had very good imagination and became dangerous.(giggle) The “mighty” Koala was so scare that he ran way and hid in the Emei Mountain in China. Maybe he is looking for the Monkey Kind in Emei as the reinforcement to come back fight again the brown bear. I think there will be a big battle begin in the Grizzly's sanctuary. All the pandas will be interested in watching it. It is much more interesting than the sad and bored "Lily". (clap)
From: Australia Queensland Brisbane @Barry1 Time : 2014-05-22 20:30:03 #3

"He didn't sleep at all, and got his energy by surfing the internet and getting on everybody's nerves."

I must admit that I burst out laughing when I read this, Imi. You do indeed have a well developed sense of humour, thank you!

I'm very glad that since I wrote my imaginary piece about you and sweet Lily showering together in your hotel room and then you carrying her over to the bed, that this in turn may have prompted you to finally finish this "mighty koala" article, that you had initially decided not to publish. I'm happy you did, because it was quite entertaining.

Let me say though that I still maintain my viewpoint that MOST men present a disarming veneer of civility about themselves, but if pushed, politeness soon gives way to a surly thuggishness or thuggery. These ubiquitous male bullies could quite easily be replaced by realistic silicone dolls. To reiterate what I've previously espoused:

"Ladies should be given the pleasing option of being able to go to bed with a life sized, anatomically correct, soft silicone rubber doll that's been created in the image of the lady's favourite singer or movie star. This isn't such a bad idea. In fact, it's a darn good one!

I'm not trying to be rude, but the male dolls would have a long life, heavy duty vibrator built into the penis that could be switched on or off at varying speeds at the touch of a button. The life like rubber doll could even be programmed to make sounds and other movements, if desired. And of course, there'd be no whinging, whining, bad breath or passing of wind from it! So at the end of the day, who needs a man, even for sexual pleasure?"

You also mentioned,

"The Koala has never liked him and now, he wants to ruffle this Brown Bear's feathers again. He maybe jealous of this Brown Bear because he is a real bear"

Well Imi, let me say that I don't dislike you. I'm aware also that if I don't like what someone writes, then I simply don't have to read it. Simple as that. In fact, I enjoy MOST of what you write, as evidenced by what I said recently to you:

"No man should ever be ashamed of expressing genuine feelings, it's what helps separate us from so many other less developed forms of life, after all. Some of the male neanderthals out there may not understand or appreciate everything you write of course, but by God, I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

Thank you also for the interesting comment:

“If you hadn't said any word, you would've remained a wise man.”

This seems eerily similar to "Empty vessels make the most sound". In response to it, may I proffer the following:

"Do nothing. Say nothing. BE NOTHING."

Best wishes to you, Imi. Well done and good luck to you, mate. (y)
From: China 湖北(hu bei) 武汉(wu han ) @dancingshoes Time : 2014-05-23 13:08:26 #4
I bet there will be a battle again between this Koala and the Grizzly when the Koala read this post! :D
From: China 浙江(zhe jiang) 杭州(hang zhou ) @JohnAbbot Time : 2014-05-23 15:06:34 #5
@Grace172 - please don't encourage the Koala to bring monkeys into the mix. It is tough enough dealing with bears and koalas and pandas, without those pesky monkeys stirring everything up. In fact, there is already one monkey constantly adding fuel to every fire, but she is cleverly disguised as a panda - Maybe you know her? ;)

@dancingshoes - shhh! Please don't encourage the koala to antagonize the poor tired old grizzly.
From: China 江苏(jiang su) 苏州(su zhou ) @aussieghump Time : 2014-05-23 16:34:34 #6
Interesting you are all talking about bears....are you gay?

In male bisexual and gay culture, a Bear is a large, hairy man who projects an image of rugged masculinity. The term Bear was popularized by Richard Bulger, who, along with his then partner Chris Nelson (1960–2006) founded Bear Magazine in 1987.

A Panda is an Asian equivalent to this!

Not sure where the Koala fits it, but it is not actually a 'bear', it is a pouched marsupial.

Not that I really know much about it!
From: Canada British Columbia Vancouver @Imi5922 Time : 2014-05-24 08:01:54 #7
@ Barry1

Well Barry, you are a puzzle to me. When I'm expecting you to come out and fight like a Tasmanian Devil you don't . When I'm expecting you to be nice you are not and make a joke that most of people don't understand.

Yes, you guessed it right your last "comment" on the Lily series prompted me to publish this story. As a fellow blogger I don't really appreciate that you mess with what I wrote. To me this is unrespectful ! You've done this to Achelle and me recently. It's just like opening a letter that wasn't addressed to you.
So please, don't do this in the future! Not to me or other bloggers! Thank you!

You still stand beside your idea about men, I respect that. But have you ever asked the ladies if they wanted to exchange a real man for a plastic doll that has a vibrator built in and doesn't fart? Barry, this is what we do. We eat and fart, love and cry, live and die. Man and woman are equal. We love each other with our flaws and differences. We ballance each other and feel ourselves completed TOGETHER!
Let me tell you something!
I had a friend when I was young who was a woman . She told me that one day she had sex toys and used them regularly. I said to her she doesn't need a man then . She said no, she needs a man because there is no sex toys in the world that could give her the feeling the she has when she hold by a real man. We men are not just about farting and war and rape. We are about completing women's dreams also women who love us as we are and give us a chance with their love. Just think about it!

Best wishes to you as well! Be safe in China!
From: Canada British Columbia Vancouver @Imi5922 Time : 2014-05-24 22:57:25 #8

Maybe in gay culture a bear is a large, hairy man, but in my culture a bear is a large, hairy animal.
A koala is not bear it's a herbivorous marsipual. You are right about that.
You are form Australia I believe so it's no wonder you read this article from a gay's perspective. The largest gay community lives in Australia I believe. I don't know the magazine that you mentioned above, but I know Playboy.
From: China 吉林(ji lin) 吉林(ji lin ) @Jennifercc42 Time : 2014-05-25 00:27:33 #9
Barry seems to like to talk about a topic.The silicone dolls and vibrator.
I just curious if your girlfriend to see these, What is her reaction or how she would imagine you?
From: China 江苏(jiang su) 苏州(su zhou ) @aussieghump Time : 2014-05-25 12:29:54 #10
Hi Imi, I understood fully what the topic was about! It was just such an obtuse way of saying you were annoyed with others!

I agree with you that while it is ok to comment on someone else's work, I too feel it is overstepping the mark include them in their own style of fantasy writing and mildly disturbing entertainment! So I support you on this one!
From: Australia Queensland Brisbane @Barry1 Time : 2014-05-25 16:57:59 #11

Hello Jennifer.

Just between you and I - I hope no one else reads this - it's all a big joke. I'm not really serious about the silicone dolls. I just like stirring the pot. Provoking a reaction from people. And I also wanted to get a response out of Imi - and I succeeded! (y)

Best wishes to you, Jennifer. :)
From: China 广东(guang dong) 广州(guang zhou ) @Grace172 Time : 2014-05-25 23:39:06 #12
"In fact, there is already one monkey constantly adding fuel to every fire, but she is cleverly disguised as a panda - Maybe you know her? "
I am not sure I know who she is. Is she the one "who must be obeyed"? (wasntme) mmmm.... I don't think so. You know "She who must be obeyed" has strong power to make the Grizzly bear to be totally obedient.(giggle) So "she who must be obeyed" must not be the monkey whom you mentioned. She must be a female Lion. (y)
Anyway, I think even though this stupid money sometimes is naughty in the Grizzly's sanctuary, she coordinates with the Brown bear and the Koala with her stupid words. And seems this amuse the Grizzly bear. I don't think the Grizzly bear would stop her or kick her out or his sanctary.
"Grizzly bear", Grizzly bear" I can not stop laughing when I read this word.(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
How creative Imi is! Right? (clap)

I think you will lose your bet. I believe the Koala dare to fight with the Brown bears and anyone else but the Grizzly bear. If the Grizzly bear only moved one of his paws, the Koala would disappear from the Grizzly's sanctary. Then he would had no chance to meet his lovely Chinese pandas. (giggle)
From: China 浙江(zhe jiang) 杭州(hang zhou ) @JohnAbbot Time : 2014-05-26 12:09:53 #13
@Grace172 - Yes, the very nature of "She who must be obeyed" is that she must be obeyed, even by a Grizzly Bear. But I happen to believe that this title belongs to all wives. It is a complete myth that men are the bosses and always has been a myth, one well orchestrated by the wives. :(

And yes, the "monkey" is she who has managed to tease and taunt both Barry and Imi relentlessly and yet remains friends with both of them - she is very safe in the Grizzly's sanctuary. I know this because I asked him. But everyone is safe in a sanctuary, that's why it is a sanctuary. No one gets kicked out (well, except Scammers of course).

And finally I think you underestimate the Koala. While Koalas are usually cute, small little beasties, this one has incredible inner bigness, and I'm sure he would take on a Grizzly just as he takes on everyone else.
From: China 吉林(ji lin) 吉林(ji lin ) @Jennifercc42 Time : 2014-05-26 12:44:00 #14

Yes, I also think that's just a joke:)and Also bless you!I hope you will have a pleasant trip in China!(coffee)
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