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Post your favorite Chinese mis-translation

@Anonymous280 Time : 2012-04-07 07:41:28
This is my favorite...I don't even remember the original joke, but I saved the Chinese because it is funny sounding to me.

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From: China 浙江(zhe jiang) 杭州(hang zhou ) @JohnAbbot Time : 2012-04-07 22:36:30 #1
Hi Anonymous. I think you're onto something here and this would have been a great thread had you included both the Chinese and the English so we would understand the mis-translation, but maybe I'm missing something. Just the same I'm going take the liberty of adding here the Google translation of the Chinese sentence you included above.

"Pickles speak salmon, I was green, but you better mayonnaise potential applications"

Now, since I don't read Chinese I don't know what the Chinese line you gave us means when properly translated, but whatever it means, the Google translation is pretty darned funny, I'll give you that one.

I suggest that we start this thread over by you giving us the Chinese, the true English translation and then the mis-translation, and then invite our commenters to do the same when they provide their favourites. If you agree then just add your own comment with the corrections and I'll edit your original thread with the revisions you provide.
@Anonymous1682 Time : 2012-04-07 23:47:04 #2
Honestly, I don't have the original joke anymore. I think it was just supposed to be a corny children's joke.

It was something like "The pickle said to the salmon, I am green but you go better with mayonnaise."

I'm sure the original joke made more sense, but all I can remember is the Chinese interpretation....which I like better. lol
@Anonymous1899 Time : 2012-05-20 21:53:35 #3
Honestly I do not understand your Chinese!!! By the way I am Chinese.
From: Iceland Nordhurland Vestra Akureyri @Icekuma23 Time : 2013-02-05 03:29:09 #4
Actually this one is funny:

Chinese girl : "I want to sext you"
Foreign friend guy: "I'm sorry... what did you say?"

Chinese girl says again: "I want to sext you!"

Long story short, guy asks why she wants sex with him.... she gets confused. He then thinks.... AH.... do you mean TEXT?
She goes: YES.

From: China 重庆(chong qing) 重庆(chong qing) @Helenperfumecity Time : 2013-02-12 02:54:25 #5
Interesting. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha......

I am not good at telling jokes. When I try to tell a joke, I couldn't help laughing before I finish it, which throws the listener into confusion! I hope I can manage it someday. :)
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