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485 Views | 7 Comments | 0 Articles | 4/14/2017 3:40:08 PM

The two cars that interested me were both double cab pick up trucks. One an Isuzu D Max and the other a Nissan Navarra. Noi was right, today was my turn to go shopping - for wheels. Read more…

611 Views | 7 Comments | 1 Articles | 11/4/2016 12:04:05 PM

“A time machine?” The Rajah shook his head. “Not quite… I think of it more as a Peeping Time Machine.  It shows the future, but only the kinky parts. It was created through quantum perversion physics. You know, the mathematics that developed after America outlawed heterosexuality as being a sick misunderstanding of the true dynamics between men and women.  Dr. Bobbit conclusively proved - via voting on social media - that the male organ has been created by evolution so that women have something to chop off when they get angry.” Read more…

781 Views | 9 Comments | 1 Articles | 8/9/2016 2:37:13 PM

You can play Presidential Campaign 2016 as one of two characters. Either Preacher Hillary or as the Trumpanzee. Read more…

871 Views | 5 Comments | 0 Articles | 6/5/2016 5:31:23 PM

The first few days in Thailand were perfect. I loved everything about it. The weather, the beaches, the food and Noi. Every day was an easy day just relaxing, eating in restaurants and a few beers in a bar. I was mindful that this was a holiday feeling. I was determined not to be seduced by the vacation atmosphere. There are no responsibilities when on vacation and dating a new, beautiful Asian woman. The hard yards come later when there are decisions to be made about serious matters such as accommodation, location and in our case - what to do about Kamon, Noi’s niece. Those things could wait. I was still in holiday mode. Read more…

832 Views | 2 Comments | 0 Articles | 3/16/2016 3:29:35 PM

I had time to kill at the airport in Bangkok waiting to connect to my short internal flight to Phuket. I parked my backside on one of those ubiquitous grey honeycombed airport metal benches - they are not built for comfort! There was ample time to change the SIM card in my phone and call Noi. I was nervous as I had never spoken to her before; only communicated by email for the past two months. On dialing her number, the ring tone sounded for a few seconds and my heart was beating faster. What am I doing here? I’m thousands of miles away from home, Britain, and in a strange land. It was my first taste of Asia travel. A slight panic rose in my chest. Read more…

1184 Views | 7 Comments | 0 Articles | 3/3/2016 10:13:45 AM

Writing is something that I came to love. It gives me a route to escape, forget, and heal, all at the same time. I had come up with the story Autumn in Guilin during last year's Mid-Autumn Festival. Janessa (my current girlfriend) always wanted to travel to Guilin, so we went, and this is a story about that. Read more…

1829 Views | 9 Comments | 0 Articles | 6/7/2015 5:15:47 PM

   The alarm clock tried very hard to get my attention. It was only 5:30 in the morning and my eyelids had opened halfway a few times already before they shut tightly again under the weight of my weariness. They were still shut when I hit the button on the top of my old alarm clock a few seconds later. Everything went quiet. Only the barely audible tick-tocking and my tired groans interrupted the silence as I sat up on my bed. Abruptly, a shiver shook me and said good morning as the cold air in the room gripped my naked ankles and coated my entire body with goosebumps. I felt tempted to climb back under the sheets and forget about the whole day of work ahead of me. But it was only a teasing thought of my half-asleep brain when the sheets exhaled a last puff of warm whiff onto my backside before they lost the battle to the cold and kicked me out of bed. Read more…

1287 Views | 2 Comments | 1 Articles | 2/9/2015 8:22:43 AM

Bangkok!  It’s only right that the greatest city in the world be cheap, heartless, and drowning.  Also sleazy, degenerate, edible, and beautiful; like the scales of a wet fish in the sun are beautiful... Read more…

1391 Views | 3 Comments | 1 Articles | 12/5/2014 3:28:20 PM

“You ask, what keeps me from going mad?”  The Rajah stuck a match across his zipper. In the sudden light I could see he’d soon be prowling the Pattaya streets in search of a date. “You ask, what keeps me from going mad in this endless, ghostly, dark night of a Universe? This unholy lost pirate ship of a Universe…” Read more…

2393 Views | 0 Comments | 2 Articles | 8/25/2013 2:55:40 PM
During the rainy season in Southeast Asia one begins to appreciate blue sky… Just now I’m sitting with my friend the Rajah on the balcony of the Foreign Correspondents Club in Phnom Penn, Cambodia. I’m manning the future barricades, waiting to see if the recent election dispute will cause riots and tanks in the streets. I’m hoping for democracy and a press pass out of it. The Rajah seeks out such situations because in times of terror it’s easier to cage free drinks and meet beautiful Asian women. Read more…
5782 Views | 14 Comments | 0 Articles | 7/30/2013 1:09:36 AM
Owning my actions is part of my code of ethics; if I’m gonna do something, I’ll claim it and take responsibility for it. It’s a very effective system of keeping myself in check; before I do anything, I think about whether or not it’s something I would be ashamed of claiming as my own later on. It has also proven to be a very effective test of the rightness of any decision I make. With that being said, I would have to admit that I “suffer” from the white skin fixation that is widespread among East Asians. I recognize that it is shallow and it can be unhealthy; some people will understand, others will judge. So be it! Read more…
3229 Views | 4 Comments | 0 Articles | 7/6/2013 12:54:22 PM
Three or four girls sit disinterestedly on a couple of wooden benches, lazily calling out "massage" in a half-hearted manner to passerbys on Lahkroi Street, only it is more like "Maaay Saahge!" One can understand their reluctance to put much effort into this activity. They are competing with literally dozens of similar places within a few block radius for at most a handful of potential customers. Their success rate has got to be, what, like one in a couple of hundred, or more like one in a couple thousand. But still, business being business, and their business being massage, one must persist. Although it is well before noon the day is hot and you are drenched. Thankfully, the clouds provide some relief, but it may only be temporary; the forecast is for sunshine. Read more…
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