Jerry Hall, Mick Jagger's ex-wife, said she had this advice on keeping a man like Mick Jagger: “My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a lady in public, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.” Read more…

Sarcasm…….”The lowest form of wit” as my mother always said. She was of course, totally wrong because sarcasm at its best, is probably the funniest form of humour that we have. The British are exceptionally good at it and have proven it over the years with classic TV programs such as “Fawlty Towers”, “Blackadder” and of course, “Only Fools and Horses” – all totally hilarious shows based on just about 100% sarcasm. Read more…

I started this series of blogs originally to discuss the Five types of Chinese woman that I think you are likely to come across on CLM. Then… out of nowhere… I received an e-mail from a Chinese woman who quite simply cannot fall into any of my 5 original categories. So she became type 6 (obviously). Read more…

6 types of women…. 6 numbers on a dice! – So let’s see who is next… roll the dice… and it is... OH… it’s the OTSSWW!  Last time, we discussed the DDH (Desperate, Divorced Housewife) – the first of the 6 different types of women you are likely to meet in Chinese Dating (and many hated it!).  This time, I have chosen the “On-The-Shelf Single Woman” as being the second (or Type B) Chinese woman for discussion – well, actually the DICE has chosen her - lol. Read more…

Welcome to Part 1 - I know you have been dying to read my scribble here, haha - and I have no doubt that there are many Chinese Girls out there polishing their gun ready to shoot me .....?  In my last blog I told you that I was going to describe 5 types of Chinese women over the coming weeks - but there are in fact - 6 types. Read more…