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I spent 20 years punching a time clock... then decided there had to be another way. Right now I'm sitting in a comfortable chair on a beautiful beach. There's a sweet, soft breeze in the air. In front of me, on the clear blue water, a boat drifts by. Maybe I'll go snorkeling this afternoon, or work on my tan. This is my kind of tropical paradise... cheap and unspoiled!
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Ko Lipe, Last of the Thai Islands

3297 Views | 3 Comments | 1 Articles | 5/23/2014 2:16:25 PM

Being a private eye in Bangkok doesn’t even pay all the bribes on my work visa, so I was really happy when the U. S. Embassy offered to pay me big money to find the mysterious Hero Cat.  Read more…

Georgetown

4385 Views | 2 Comments | 1 Articles | 3/17/2014 1:21:28 PM

A couple of weeks ago in Thailand I had the most disturbing dream.  I had been killed by a crocodile in Australia’s’ murky Zambooozoo River.  My friends, including several heads of state, had gathered at the spot to eulogize me.  Comparisons to a young Brad Pitt flowed freely.  Read more…

Two Chumps and a Chimp

3017 Views | 6 Comments | 1 Articles | 2/6/2014 10:44:22 AM

In my earlier days I used to be one third of the comedy team known throughout Southeast Asia as “Two Chumps and a Chimp.”  I played the con artist, Mr. Velly Clever. My fellow Chump was a befuddled Hippie, recruited out of the smoke dens of Kathmandu. He played, (with varying degrees of coherence and success), himself. Our third member, the Chimp, was an African chimpanzee who had retired to Asia after reading my book. Read more…

LET THEM EAT FIREFLIES!

2318 Views | 2 Comments | 1 Articles | 12/22/2013 2:08:34 PM

Without knocking, I rushed into the Oval Office…  “Mr  President! I’d like to talk to you about the most pressing issue facing the world today! That is, the rising price of a good cup of coffee in Southeast Asia! It’s tough enough paying for my Asian dating without having to cough up extra cash for a cuppa joe.” Read more…

WAR ON CROCODILES!

4728 Views | 5 Comments | 1 Articles | 11/11/2013 3:47:32 PM

President Obama looked up from his desk.  “You said you had a plan to boost my administration in the polls?”  I nodded, “Its simplicity itself, sir.  Reinvent your war. From now on… War on Crocodiles! Why War on Terror when you can War on Crocodiles! Read more…

THE COUNTRY OF THE COUNTRY GIRL!

3003 Views | 3 Comments | 1 Articles | 10/14/2013 10:08:04 AM
Bad month! I’d gotten in trouble with the President for mistranslating that top secret Syrian communiqué as “Syrian President….poison gas!” when it should really have been “Syrian President ….passing gas!”. Who knew Syrian President Assad was so secretive about his social embarrassment? Read more…

THAILAND-BAR GIRL NATION UNDER SIEGE!

4360 Views | 5 Comments | 1 Articles | 9/18/2013 5:20:02 PM
President Obama called me into the Oval Office a week ago. “Ken, outrages are an outrage that must not stand! Outrageous! We must draw a line in the sand”. So he went to the sandbox and did so. Kind of a Zen thing I guess. First there is a crisis, then there is no crisis, then there is. Read more…

The Actual Actual-Cambodia

2855 Views | 0 Comments | 2 Articles | 8/26/2013 2:30:11 PM
During the rainy season in Southeast Asia one begins to appreciate blue sky… Just now I’m sitting with my friend the Rajah on the balcony of the Foreign Correspondents Club in Phnom Penn, Cambodia. I’m manning the future barricades, waiting to see if the recent election dispute will cause riots and tanks in the streets. I’m hoping for democracy and a press pass out of it. The Rajah seeks out such situations because in times of terror it’s easier to cage free drinks and meet beautiful Asian women. Read more…

TOP TEN REASONS PAKISTAN DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS BIN LADEN

3227 Views | 4 Comments | 1 Articles | 7/23/2013 3:30:53 AM
I recently had the honor of Asia travel with American President Barrack Obama to the wonderful country of Indonesia. After a long day of statecraft the President would love to disguise himself as a humble spice merchant and go out with me onto the night streets of Jakarta where he would graciously give away American jobs to Indonesians we met. Read more…

Indonesia –Want Fries with Your Future?

2811 Views | 2 Comments | 1 Articles | 7/5/2013 4:15:13 PM
It’s all so clear to me now, as I sip my mushroom shake in the cool Indonesian night. Einstein was wrong. It isn’t gravity that holds everything together. It’s Indonesia’s Super Glue! Read more…
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