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Make your Mama Proud......!    

By Paul Fox
1852 Views | 5 Comments | 11/30/2016 11:20:26 AM

Sex, the final frontier. These are the ramblings of Paul Fox. His continuing mission to seek out new truths and new facts. To boldly go where no blogger has gone before!

October 10th 2016 will be the third anniversary of my very first CLM blog. During the last 3 years I have written blogs that have shocked, surprised, and annoyed. Some have been controversial to say the least, others have included some of my deepest and most personal thoughts. Like me or hate me, I don't really care because you see, there's a kind of motto that I have adopted since I was old enough to walk and talk, and it's this.......

'Say what you mean and mean what you say. For those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind'

All my previous blogs on CLM contain 100% truth. I want to thank John Abbot for allowing me to blog here and for publishing at least 90% of the blogs I have submitted, (Yes, there are a few that are still unpublished and have been for a long time, so John doesn't publish everything I write), and I hope that I may long continue to write thought-provoking blogs that are somewhat related to relationships.

The world is a strange place. Wondrous, beautiful, awesome and amazing at times.....yet at other times it's hideous, obnoxious, dreary, and downright awful.

However, those negative adjectives often refer to human society rather than the beauty and eloquence of the planet we call 'home'.

My first visit to China was in 2008. Between 2008 and the end of 2014, I had been to China more than 50 times and visited more than 30 cities in over a dozen provinces. I began learning basic Mandarin in 2009 and, due to circumstances beyond my control, I ended up coming to work in China permanently at the beginning of 2015.

I thought I knew China.

Back in 2008, it was normal in a restaurant to call the waitress over by shouting 'xiao jie'. It used to mean 'Miss' (kind-of).

These days you'd be hung, drawn and quartered, because it has come to mean something more like 'prostitute' rather than 'Miss'.

China is changing almost daily. These changes appear to be taking place on several levels, and by that I mean what was OK to say or do last week, can't be said or done this week.

Aside from English, I teach a subject they call 'Civics'. When I first arrived at my school I had no idea what this subject actually included. 18 months later and I still love it! 'Civics', as a subject, is essentially the relationship between the government and society. The proverbial 'playing field' is vast; I can go anywhere I want to go and include any topic that I consider to be related to it. Awesome!

Last week we were talking about the differences between the two (British) English words, 'offence' (to commit a crime) and 'offense' (an insult).

Students had to write and tell me what essentially offended them as an individual. This was a huge eye-opener. I was amazed at how open and honest these teenagers were, especially when it came down to the subject of 'sex'.

China is well-known for it's conservatism when it comes to this subject, but believe me when I say that it's becoming a little more liberal, especially in the minds of teenagers/young adults.

China's recently abandoned 'one-child-policy' has created a whole generation of 'little princesses' and 'little emperors', and as a result there are plenty of kids to whom we might refer to as a 'stick-in-the-mud', but even taking this into account, the mindset of some of these kids borders on rebellious.

Part of my job is to prepare these kids for overseas study. Most of them will go to Canada for their final year, and then on to university.

The 'cotton-wool blanket' that these 'little princesses' and 'little emperors' have been wrapped in all their lives will be stripped away in a nanosecond, and I have to prepare them for that - not easy really, since they don't have a bloody clue what I'm talking about.

On my agenda is what Chinese people call 'zang hua' (bad language). I don't consider that it's my job to teach them how to use it, and I don't condone it, but I believe that these kids need to understand how native Western people use it.

There's a huge difference between describing a broken object as being 'f*cked', or yourself as being 'f*cked' after a long tiring day at work, and using it as a verb.

In the West, we might describe a paedophile as being a 'beast', yet if the word 'beast' is translated into Chinese, suddenly it becomes a taboo word.

Translation and usage can often be completely different in China.

Thankfully, the key 'message' that I teach my Civics students is this -

"Everyone is responsible for their own actions"

That goes for me too. Life is life. We may not like some of the things that are happening around us, but there's nothing we can do about it other than move out of the way.

So back to the subject of 'sex'.

According to studies, human beings and dolphins are the only two species on the planet that have sex purely for enjoyment. All other species only mate when they want to reproduce.

In the same way that many English 'swear words' can be used in at least 2 ways, (joking, as in 'haha, f*ck you' or the more serious 'F*CK YOU!!!!!!'), sex is also performed in at least 2 ways.

There's the meaningless 'quickie' that serves no purpose other than raw animal instinct and 3-minute satisfaction, and there's the loving, meaningful, passionate type that we prefer to refer to as 'making love'.

Either way, sex is a part of our lives no matter in which context you choose to view it.

I am going to tell you, in a lighthearted way, some amazing facts and figures about world-record holders when it comes to the subject of sex. Some of these are quite funny, some are serious and open to debate, others are just plain stupid.

All in all I find them interesting, but for different reasons.

You can view them with an open mind, or a closed one, it's up to you, but whatever viewpoint you take, please remember that they are WORLD RECORDS and as such, they will be challenged by people attempting to beat them. What if that person happened to be your friend or a member of your family?

From the world's oldest prostitute, to the oldest father, and the woman who holds the record for having sex with the most men in a single day.

The word 'sex' isn't a 'dirty word' at all. It's the thoughts in our head when we hear that word spoken, or see it written, that make it fall into our own category of 'dirty' if we choose to.

But it doesn't stop there. What you are about to read contains information about what other members of the human race decided to do - mostly for reasons unknown. Some had no choice, as you will see, but other people were free to choose their own actions and make their own decisions.

The question that begs is this - How would you feel if one of these people turned out to be your friend or a member of your family? Because let's face it, we all have friends and family.......

After I tell you about each one, you'll see my own comments written in bold. Photos, where possible, can be seen at the end of the blog.

So, let's do this...................

1. When is big, too BIG? Most men, if they are honest, would feel flattered if a woman said 'Oh my, aren't you a big boy?', but being EXTREMELY 'big' in the old 'trouser-snake' department must create certain problems.

Spare a thought for John Falcon, an American actor and writer who was the subject of the UK's Channel 4 documentary called "The World's Biggest Penis".

At a 'normal' length of 9.5 inches (24.10cm) and an erect length of a whopping 13.5 inches (34.30cm), this is one 'beef bayonet' that would strike fear into many ladies. The odd thing is that John Falcon describes himself as being bisexual. .I I certainly wouldn't want to be locked up in a prison cell with this dude, lol

2. It wouldn't be fair to mention the world's biggest male private part without doing the same justice to the fairer sex. So, on with the show.

A Scottish lady named Anna Swan, born in 1849, turned out to be what we call a 'giantess'. In those days, (before the PC Brigade were invented), people such as Anna, along with dwarves (midgets), etc, could never have entered the workplace. The only way they could make a living was by becoming part of what was known as a 'Freak Show'. Something similar to a travelling circus, but using people instead of animals. By the time Anna was 19 years old she stood at 7 feet 8 inches tall, (which just happens to be the same height as the boy who currently holds the title of 'world's largest teenager', and who is still growing), so she joined a freak show.

Fortunately for Anna, whilst on tour, she met her husband-to-be, Capt Martin Bates, another giant who measured well over 7 feet tall. They married in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record still held today.

7 years later, Anna gave birth to the biggest baby in history. At 26lbs and 34 inches in length, the baby sadly did not survive. However, a cast was made and is still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. When a woman gives birth, her birth canal usually dilates to a maximum of around 10cm. In Anna's case, the head of her baby had a circumference of around 19 inches (48.26cm). That means that her birth canal must have dilated to a minimum of 6 inches (over 15cm). That fact alone is apparently enough to win her the title of 'Biggest Ever Vagina'. Hellooooooo, is there anybody there....there.....there....there....."

3. The number 69 may have sexual connotations, but not this time. A Russian peasant named Feodor Vassilyev (1707 - 1782)  married a lady called Valentina Vassilyeva who went on to give birth to a total of 69 children. An unbroken record for close to 300 years. She had 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets over a span of 40 years. Only 2 of her children didn't survive infancy during her total of 27 births. The record holder for the greatest number of single-baby births is Livia Ionce. A Romanian woman who is in her 40's and who gave birth to her 18th child in Canada in 2008.

Just imagine the weekly child-support payment from the government, lol.

4. It's said that the most powerful thing our body creates is a sneeze. But for men, ejaculation can also be pretty powerful. Horst Schultz achieved a distance of 18ft 9in (579cm) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid that travelled at a speed of over 42 miles per hour. (Who wants to measure this stuff anyway?)

5. Girls, don't worry about being lonely in your old age. A woman named Chiu, a Taiwanese lady from Taipei who is known as 'Grandma', became a prostitute 40 years ago after her partner of 20 years died. At the ripe old age of 82, she's still not short of customers, although she charges about 20 times less than others.

I wonder if she uses birth control, lol.

6. When you're bored and fed up and don't know what movie to watch, well there's always the DVD of the World's Biggest Orgy. 250 couples all going 'at it' in a warehouse in Japan. Choreographed and filmed by a professional film crew, all participants tested free from STD's.

Now there's a film I wouldn't mind being an 'extra' in, lol

7. An orgy is one thing, but what about a 'gang-bang'? Lisa Sparxx is a noted American pornographic actress who set the current world record for having sex with the biggest number of men in a single day. Back in 2004, Lisa set the new world record after beating the 2002 and 2003 records of 646 and 759 men respectively. Her record of having sex with 919 men in less than 24 hours remains unbeaten.

'Hello Mum, this is my new girlfriend. She's in the Guinness Book of World Records ya know !'

8. Oldest father. Imagine having a baby at the ripe old age of 92. Indian farmer, Nanu Ram Jogi, who is married to his 4th wife, has fathered a child for the 21st time and boasts that he wants to continue producing offspring until he reaches the age of 100.

9. Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a 42-year-old Russian woman who is credited with having the world's most powerful vagina. After exercising her intimate muscles for a period of 15 years, Tatiata broke all records by lifting a total weight of 14 kilogrammes with her private parts.

10. Can you believe this one? There is a competition known as the 'World Masturbate-a-thon'. Back in 2009 at the Centre for Sex & Culture in San Francisco, Japanese competitor Masanobu Sato set a new world record for non-stop jerking at 9 hours and 58 minutes.

I wonder what nicknames his mates call him, lol.

11. Men are often accused of being obsessed with women's breasts. However, one could argue that there's not much to be attracted to when it comes to the chest size of American woman Annie Hawkins-Turner.

Annie has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in).

She is in the Guinness Book of Records for having the largest, natural breasts in the world.

Her breasts must come through the door ten minutes before she does.

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#2016-11-30 12:23:19 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

The timing of this blog is quite interesting, because we just received notice a few days ago that we could no longer run Google ads on any pages that offer sexual advice of any kind. It was a very strange because the four examples of types of content that was not allowed were all things that would be along the lines of self help or sex education topics.

We're not talking about porn, or having cybersex, or dirty conversations. Discussing in an educational manner how to treat your partner so as to enjoy a quality intimate experience would not be allowed. How to avoid or resolve erectile dysfunction would not be allowed.

Virtually every paragraph of this blog would not be allowed.

This was not about China. This was Google and it was worldwide.

As he often does, Paul has walked a fine line between what we might normally feel could be offensive and what is clearly not, but for the most part I suspect very few people would find this stuff offensive and most would find it bizarrely entertaining. It is not something I would ever have refused to run, and it is not something I think China would ever take offence to.

But in order to run it and not have our Google Adsense account cancelled we had to ensure that no Google ads would run on this page.  So what wehave done is set the site so that no blog or forum thread that contains any word that begins with "sex", such as sex, or sexual, or sexxy, or sextant for example. We tried to limit it to words that start with sex because we didn't want words like Sussex or Essex cause ads not to show.

I am mostly telling people this so that those of you who complain about China censoring certain things, you need to realize that China doesn't come close to the censorship now taking place in the West due to the political correctness police.

This is the same Google that left China because they could not agree to censor topics deemed wrong to publish in China by the Chinese Government, but apparently it is no problem at all to agree to censor topics deemed wrong to publish by the far left self righteous dictatorial morons who feel that nobody should ever be allowed to express, discuss or even think their thoughts unless they agree 100% with the morons thoughts. This would be roughly the ssame group who belives elections are no longer valid unless their candidate won, and that beating people who voted for the winner is an acceptable form of protest.

Re The Blog Content

One thing that stood out in your blog, Paul, I mean even more than the other 50 or so amazing sexual related subjects you brought up, was the stunning record set by one woman of "having sex with 919 men in 24 hours". I did the math ion this and the woman basically "had sex" with each man on average for minute and 31 seconds.

This caused me to have a few points leap into my head that I thought I would mention here:

1. It seems to that it is difficult to accept that being penetrated by someone for 91 seconds is the same as "having sex". In fact, by the time one fellow exits and the next one enters, we are really probably talking about roughly 45 seconds penetration per male on average. 

To me "having sex" should properly include one of the participants coming to a climax, if not both. Obviously for that to have happened in these corcumstances either there were 919 premature ejaculators involved on the male side, or one woman who was able to climax 919 times, 91 seconds apart, or a combination of male premature ejaculators and climaxes by the same woman that totalled 919.

That seems impossible so it seems to me that, at best, we should say that the record number of different men one woman has been sexually penetrated by a in one day is 919 men.

2. This really puts to shame the famous male claims to have shagged the most women. The one that comes to my mind is Wilf Chamberlain who claimed to have laid 20,000 women by the time he was roughly 55 years old. That claim seemed laughable at the time he made it, but compared to this woman it is hardly even worth mentioning. Assuming Wilt started at age 15 he would have had 40 years to enjoy the 20,000 women.

But this female record keeper could have achieved 20,000 men in about 22 days. She could have enjoyed 331,200 over the course of one year. And she could have enjoyed about 13,248,000 men over the same 40 years that Wilt was having 20,000 women. 

Frankly, Wilt should go home and hide his head in shame.

I rest my case that it is women who should be allowed to have a number of husbands, perhaps 919 would be appropriate.

Interesting blog Paul, as always.


#2016-12-02 12:49:53 by paulfox1 @paulfox1


First things first. You are correct about the woman 'having sex' with so many men, however, don't shoot the messenger. I simply reported the words as used in the original article, but, like you, I agree that she was only 'penetrated' by all those men. I still wouldn't want to take her home to meet Mummy and Daddy, though.

Next, this ridiculous attitude that Google has adopted, how pathetic!     

So let me get this right......The PC Police have said that using the words you mentioned is 'immoral', yet these PC libtards are allowed to inflict their 'morality' in order to undermine what they see as our 'immorality'.


So it's moral to inflict your own morals on another human being?

It's a little strange that for the last 50 years I have always considered it to be immoral to inflict your own morals and beliefs on others, but it seems I have been wrong?

Maybe those of us who share this obviously-wrong belief should write to Google and thank them for making the matter better understood.

#2016-12-02 21:15:00 by paulfox1 @paulfox1


Further, people who not only hold a certain belief structure, but who also attempt to enforce that belief structure, are allowing themselves and their families to be challenged by people who hold a different belief structure. Right now, what we refer to as the 'PC brigade', consists of a bunch of moronic left-wing extremists who are trying to compete with more intellectual people and enforce their beliefs and morals. They not only have the audacity to believe that their morals are better than ours, they think that the rest of us cannot be trusted to adhere to our own beliefs without causing insult.

This is a classic example of 'the people' policing 'the people'. I read tonight that some of these crazy moronic libtards want the words 'boy' and 'girl' to be eradicated from our language because these words are deemed to be 'sexist' by nature.

'Miss', 'Mrs', and 'Mr' are also in danger of being removed under the guise of PC.

It's time that people took a stand to this ridiculous bullshit and said enough is ENOUGH !

If we don't, where will it all end.......?

#2016-12-24 01:50:26 by anonymous15742 @anonymous15742

Yep, it's true that PC folks are trying to make things gender neutral. Curent case is the University of Michagan. My friend who's getting an MA in Asian Studies told me that nonsense hasn't made it to grad school yet. Milinials have become mindless robots in many cases. They live at home, follow the socialist Bernie Sanders and don't vote. They have low EQs and don't know how to interact with people face-to-face. A guy renting my home is a prime example as he spends hours and hours gaming. This is also happening in China more and more.  This will affect intimacy in marriage, or they won't get married. Zuckerberg's virtual reality glasses is dangerous as they seek an Orwellian control over the masses.

#2016-12-25 13:19:07 by paulfox1 @paulfox1


Gender-neutral relationships, haha. Sadly, the 'PC Brigade' have already done too much damage to our Western civilisation. People are beginning to fight back - and it's about time, IMHO.

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