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Look Who Is Into Dating Chinese Women!    

By John Abbot
2387 Views | 5 Comments | 8/21/2015 10:09:06 AM

We understand that Miss Piggy has gone the route of most pigs and joined Tinder, but where the hell is the Frog?

The word has recently come out that Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have split the sheets, much to the horror of their many fans.  Worse though, was the way the world learned of this popular couples’ marriage coming to an end. It all came to light when, it seems, Miss Piggy sunk to the depths and publicly displayed herself in that worst of all dating havens, where only those bent on sexual conquests harbor any hope of meeting someone. She came out, all full of herself, on the pages of Tinder. This sad news was first reported, to our knowledge, here…



The couple, in happier times, could usually be found hanging out in Manhattan, a location that had actually been taken by them and their gang of Muppets at one time, as laid out in great detail in the documentary entitled “The Muppets Take Manhattan”. Those were happy times indeed. The couple had seemed to settle into what seemed like a relationship that would last forever, but it wasn't to be.



Kermit and Miss Piggy in Happier Times



But the question on everyone’s mind of late, after seeing Miss Piggy on the public prowl, has been “What has become of that lovable little green guy, Kermit the Frog?”  There have been rumors floating around about Kermit having fallen into desperate straits, and maybe even having offed himself in an overwhelming fit of depression and angst. Some have even suggested perhaps there was foul play in the disappearance of Kermit on the part of Miss Piggy.



Well we’re happy to report that Kermit is alive and doing well, and has come back from his depression, if he ever really suffered from it. He was recently spotted joining CLM as KermyBaby, in happy spirits and bubbling over with enthusiasm for the future. When asked by a CLM staff member he seemed nothing but excited to move forward dating Chinese women and in finding a great Chinese lifemate. There was no indication that he was missing the pig at all.



Kermit Takes Instantly to Dating Chinese Women!



So I bid you all to welcome KermyBaby, one of our newest members to CLM. This is your chance ladies. You have the opportunity to match up with a real celebrity right here on CLM.  Check out his profile below. But you’d better be quick about meeting KermyBaby because we’ve got a feeling that he won’t be available for long. 


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#2015-08-21 09:52:13 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

Ok, I admit that I have been suffering a serious flu for upwards of 10 days or more, so maybe I am a little giddy, but when Achelle brought the FaceBook post of Miss Piggy on Tinder to my attention, something leapt out at me and I just had to get the above blog put together.

And while it may be way out there, I just want to point out that at least it is related to online Chinese dating, unlike a couple of other blogs posted recently. (wasntme)

#2015-08-21 10:57:27 by Barry1 @Barry1

@JohnAbbot

"I just want to point out that at least it is related to online Chinese dating, unlike a couple of other blogs posted recently"

You have a marvelous sense of humour, John. Pointing out very tactfully that an anonymous person (Paul Fox) has been writing about religion and the definition of stupidity lately.

But fear not - I have whispered in Paul's ear and have it on good authority that every article he writes henceforth will have at least one mention of Chinese ladies or online dating in it somewhere. Although hopefully this won't be in the context of something like,

"Chinese ladies are stupid if they believe in God!" or

"Online daters are nuts if they go to Church on Sundays!".

#2015-08-21 12:33:45 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

@Barry1 - your sense of humour is pretty keen to Barry. Now that you've advised me I will watch with baited breath for Paul's next blog to see what might be coming. Always unpredictable, our Paul. You have to give him that.

#2015-08-23 06:31:36 by paulfox1 @paulfox1

@Barry1
You said
- I have whispered in Paul's ear and have it on good authority that every article he writes henceforth will have at least one mention of Chinese ladies or online dating in it somewhere.

It's my experience that women are good at this.....'twisting' actual words and phrases to make them 'suit' what they THOUGHT they heard or they THOUGHT you said something....

My memory serves me a little differently, my friend....

Firstly, I believe I told you that my NEXT blog would be Dating-related and that I would TRY to keep future blogs relating to dating....

I don't actually believe that I said EVERY blog from now on would be dating - related

After all, a comment like that, coming from me.....that would be 'stupid' - wouldn't it ?(rofl)

#2015-11-28 16:54:00 by ming6686 @ming6686

:)

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