The world economic meltdown is old news! The World Elite (of which you are, sadly, not a part) is up to even greater mischief! The World Elite doesn’t want you to read my new comic novel about Southeast Asia! It’s called “String Theory-the Novel”; and not, (in all modesty), since the Bible has there been anything like it.
I wrote it, I’m obviously impartial, so I should know!

“String Theory - the Novel", by Ken Silver an e-book only $2.99 on Amazon.com!

Like the Bible, “String Theory-the Novel”, has fascinating characters, unbelievable and spectacular situations, beautiful, exotic locales, a group of talking animals, and of course pretty women in tight shorts. Unlike the Bible, “String Theory” is very, very funny and no character has problems with the Devil for more than 2 or 3 pages.

“String Theory - the Novel” tells the story of a plot to destroy the universe initiated by an imaginary creature –King Jackalope! Being imaginary, he wishes to get rid of all and everything that actually exists!

The hero, Johnny Local – (based on me, but cleverly recast as a good natured loser) –wants nothing more than to drink good coffee and hang with bad girls in Bangkok. Unfortunately for Johnny, he (or rather, his death) is somehow the sharp little pin by which the entire universe will go “pop”. Jackalope knows this, and sends a series of assassins –including the Circus Bear and Mr. Whiskers the Hell Bound Cat- to kill him.

String Theory starts off in Bangkok, heads to Cambodia and the temples of Angkor Wat; moves on to the beaches of Bali, and then, for a believable climax, vaults 2000 years into the future where our hero fights a pitched, alcohol and coffee cake fueled battle with the very same evil Council of Seven – Jackalope, Peacock King, Rat King, Grandfather Raven, etc., -who have cynically kept you, dear reader, away from the vast economic wealth and romantic happiness you so richly deserve.

You’ve always known that, haven’t you, dear reader?

That a Secret Council of evil animals lead by the Jackalope has been responsible for all your difficulties in life...

No? Well, now you do!

Believe me, it is all too funny for words, yet somehow I’ve managed to put it all into words.
And yeah, I challenge and mock all concepts of reality and time and space while delivering a uplifting, escapist, entertaining read also!

“String Theory - the Novel” isn’t lacking when it comes to exotic locales, soaring cynicism, clever social satire, and the occasional flash of panty either!

But… sinister imaginary forces-some perhaps real! - are conspiring to prevent the vast readership it deserves…
I was sitting on the patio of a Bangkok hotel reading my latest text messages from Steven Spielberg, - “must film your novel or I will kill myself!”–when a massive black limousine pulled up. Out jumped six Secret Service agents and their paid female escorts. I was taken to an unidentifiable building whose plaque said something about “American Embassy”.

In its basement, I was soon face to face with Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, and Bill and Hillary Clinton!
Romney gave me a very nice smile. I could tell he cares about working people.

“We and the Jackalope have the world just the way we like it, Mr. Silver. You must not interfere.”

“Ken Silver, brilliant author of “String Theory-the Novel”, Obama added.

“Y’all see, Ken”, Bill Clinton drawled, “We just can’t have your e-book upsetting things. The Jackalope says so. Hillary, take a moment off from your ongoing negotiations and attach the electrodes to Kens’ testicles, would you honey?”

“Stop!’ I screamed! “No need for electrodes, Madame Secretary of State! What do you want?”

Well, they told me what to say, and I’m saying it now…

“Dear readers, a secret council of evil talking animals from the future, led by the imaginary Jackalope, is NOT responsible for all the bad things that happen to you in your life.”

Anyhow, just click on the title “String Theory - the Novel” and go grab a copy for only $2.99 U.S.A.!

You can hardly get a dog to bite you for that little money, these days!