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Help Hillary Find a Job!    

By Ken Silver About Asia
2708 Views | 18 Comments | 1/10/2017 12:25:57 PM

“Yeah”, the Rajah said, “it’s true.  Hillary Clinton has hired me to find her work. Those lectures the banking industry used to pay her a million dollars for; well, they’ve dried up quite suddenly.”

“I can imagine.”

“There’s more. Look what I dug up on her.”

The cover of the thick report read “Top Secret! U.S Intelligence! Read this only if you are illiterate!”

Fortunately, I am illiterate, so I quickly read it. I just couldn’t believe it!

The Roswell 1947 flying saucer crash was entirely real!  Military authorities had hidden all the alien fragments inside a Las Vegas casino code named Alien Payout! The project was cursed from the start! Two young researchers named Bill Gates and Steve Jobs quit suddenly, walking out with 2 very large gift baskets! The slot machines gave even odds! The dinner buffet ate its customers! The big floor show featured singing penguins!

 But far far worse… Something Not Of This Earth escaped….an alien entity so evil, so manipulative, so, so…. glib that sixty years later the surviving scientists could only compare it to Barrack Obama. No human mind could stand against it. The little green men – swell guys, but mediocre flying saucer pilots, really, - had called this horror “Tupperware”.

This “Tupperware” entity took over the minds of the hard-working ladies of the Chicken Ranch Bordello in nearby Broken Springs Nevada. Ceaselessly replicating itself in the hands of its human slaves, going door to door, city by city, state by state, it soon created a country wide network of chatty, pushy, self-righteous, highly opinioned, win at any cost, sell without any scruples new generation of American women.

Then the final evil mutation….”Tupperware” made these self-absorbed bullies realize that in the same way they had changed the American refrigerator landscape, from the top freezer down to the vegetable bin; they could also bully and change the American political landscape from the White House down to the neighborhood Welfare office!

Thus, said the final page of the report, we come to the American cultural and political landscape of today. Nothing but holier than thou, self-righteous, deliberately empty headed ‘we’re good you are evil’ types filled with the same frenzy they once used to sell plastic storage containers.

  Plastic storage containers from a galaxy far far away….

This, the report concluded, explains Hillary Clinton… a.k.a.  the Last Tupperware Saleswoman.

“Well,”, I said, “at least Ms. Clinton won’t trouble our dreams anymore. I understand they had to fill her full of Xanax to get her to make her concession speech. And I understand in at least one Asian culture they bury your ashes in Tupperware containers. Embarrassing sometimes, because different Asian cultures just use them for food. But I thought the only careers you manage are those of beautiful Asian women.”

 He frowned. “Have a heart”.

“Hey! Where did you learn that word?”

“Since she hired me as her agent. Times are hard right now. Exxon and Shell Oil don’t pay for speeches from a two time, excuse me, three-time loser. I could get her steady work cleaning cages at the animal shelter, but as all the world knows, she doesn’t go down on her knees.”

“Maybe she could turn tricks at the public library. Or become a lifeguard and organize an investigatory commission every time she sees someone drowning “

“I was thinking more of getting her the job, in costume, of playing Goofy at Disney World.  She could do stuff in his Goofy voice like ‘Yup, sure thought I had the election! Yup, sure thought I had Michigan! Yuk! Yuk!”

“Maybe Trump would suit up as Donald Duck one time for the show.”

“Donald…. Trump?  I thought his last name was Duck.”

“Maybe she could be a new Disney Character. Hillary Pillary.  She could say stuff like “Chill out loser! Take a Hillarypillary!”

Heartfelt Memory – on Election Day I was riding in a taxi from Hua Hin to Bangkok (elephants are too slow, though they will work for peanuts). I was completely, sadly convinced Hillary would win the election.  As the taxi is slowly crawling up narrow, crowded Rambuttri Ave, I look out at an open-air restaurant and there on the big flat screen TV is CNN with the headline “Donald Trump elected President”. 

I file that under M for “My Magical Moments”.   First time in decades the United States has any good luck!

Anyhow, if you have a million dollars to pay her fees I’ll set you up with Hillary for an hour-long lecture!

However, I sure hope you can get a better offer than that! 

 

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#2017-01-10 12:25:37 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

Personally I think the Rajah had it right when he said those million dollar gigs are a thing of the past for Hillary. I am hopeful, though, that she may yet find work to keep her busy along the lines of Prison Laundry detail, or better yet, breaking rocks in the hot sun, as the long forgotten song "I Fought the Law" started out. (Does anybody here but me remember that song?)

There are those who will say let it go, she lost, that's all that matters. But I believe she let 4 people die on her watch, one of them being the Ambassador of the US in Libya, either through criminal negligence at best, and with full criminal intent at worst. She sold out her country for profit while the Secretary of State, selling off its Uranium to Russia. God knows what else. If that is allowed to go unpunished, then what is next?

The US either has to clean up the corruption or perish from the stink of it. Hillary would be an excellent place to start.

So if the swamp is going to be drained, let it start there. I do not believe that Trump intends to let it go. He just knows that it is not the job of the President to push that button. That duty belongs to the Attorney General, and I hope and believe he will get the ball rolling shortly after January 20th. 

Thanks for reminding me what a happy occasion November 8th was Ken. You brought a smile to my face.

#2017-01-10 17:09:50 by kalzorch @kalzorch

Sure, I remember that song.

Lately Trump has claimed that he will NOT be draining the swamp.  Fortunately, he's not going to have a choice.  The Cabal is being dismantled, and a year from now the world should be a much better place.

#2017-01-10 23:17:03 by YinTingYu @YinTingYu

@JohnAbbot,..."I Fought The Law", wasn't that The Crickets ('59)??  From one whole grain "child of the 50's" to another,... You are not alone.  :D

I was in Chengdu on Nov. 9th in an expat bar having a shot of Don Julio and a Guiness, desperately seeking someone with a computer I could use for booking two tickets to Lijiang, a great trip by the way (thanks John), when I heard and saw the Trump news. I was glad that campaign was over.

However, on return to Austin, the friend who picked me up was very concerned about the new regieme and all of the white superiority hatred against so called minorities that was brewing. I just hope Donald finds some adequate advisors to help him. Last thing we need here or anywhere on the planet is for that old crap to start up again. Come to think of it, many haven't even finished the first plate !!   :o

@ Ken Silver, Thanks for another good one. I always enjoy reading what Raj has to say.

#2017-01-11 17:17:28 by paulfox1 @paulfox1


@JohnAbbot...I also hope Killary gets what she deserves. Her, Obama-the-homo, Scumbag Soros and Podesta-Pizza (plus many others) should all rot in jail.
@YinTingYu..... Yeah, Sonny Curtis of 'The Crickets' wrote that song back in a previous life.
@kalzorch. The Cabal is on it's way out....I sincerely hope so.

 

#2017-01-12 00:43:42 by Map1 @Map1

Hillary and Bill will be going to prison and making license plates. The Clintion Foundation is finished as no foreign nation will give money for pay-for-play as Sec. Clinton has absolutely no influence anymore. Forget those inflated speech fees either. They have been reduced to a footnote and  the ashheap of history Good ridance! Bubba and Hill are very sick. HRC a zombie looking woman with possible Parkinson disease according to a leaked medical report, Secret Service agents, Obamas, Clinton, fainting at the 9-11 Memorial ceremony, campaign schedule, resting on a stool and an EMT following her entourage.She smells like sulfar according to many eye-witnesses. Budda has lost weight, and looks like he has AIDS. Not surprising due to all his sexual affairs and not liking to wear condoms. They'll both die soon.

#2017-01-17 02:37:33 by cuby @cuby

@John Abbot  A pleasant sutprise to hear pro Trump sounds out of your part of the world, as you probable aware, here in Canada / US the media is very much antie Trump and the Western Europe media is not far behind. Although I must admit some of the jokes about Trump by late night shows host are not bad such as that Trump is a (selfproclaimed) Germaphobic; " thats why he does not grab woman by the hand ".

#2017-01-17 14:59:40 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

@cuby - Well I'm not sure what you're referring to as "my part of the world" since I am a Canadian, now hanging out in South America, but hopefully heading back to China and SE Asia soon. But I am well aware of the main stream press endless attack on Trump, and we can only hope the result will be that they are soon to be the no longer mainstream press.  

#2017-03-25 13:19:33 by bgies @bgies

Wow... more stupid statements in the comments here than I have seen in a long time... I'm not a big fan of Hilary either... but repeating Trump's stupid statements about her without a grain of truth is just close-minded and showing complete ignorance of the actual situation. Do you actually believe anything that comes out of Trump's mouth?

How can you allow a statement like this to be published in your forum? "Her, Obama-the-homo, Scumbag Soros and Podesta-Pizza (plus many others) should all rot in jail."..... Is bigotry and homophobia allowed on this forum now that Trump is president? Honestly, if I was a Chinese woman and read the comments on this blog, I would cancel my membership on this site so fast it would make your head spin... If I was a Chinese woman would I even consider meeting the men who have commented here, and show their bigotry? Not a chance in hell

You expect Trump to make the world better? Or even just the USA? How is that even possible? He is a narcissistic sociopath (according to many well respected psychologists), and from my experience it's absolutely true (my first wife was diagnosed a narcissistic sociopath so I know quite a bit about it).

Trump has openly bragged about giving money to politicians and expecting results (can you say bribes, or the bigger word bribery?)... He setup a fake university, and scammed millions of dollars from trusting people (recently settled some of the lawsuits for $18 million and a gag order, so nobody can tell the truth about him).... If you follow his business practices, you will find he has made his living by building impressive buildings, but he's done it by hiring contractors, firing them when they are about 80% finished the job, and then either paying them half what they are owed, or having the his business declare bankruptcy, and paying the contractors 10-30% of what they are owed)... He then puts together another investment group, and buys the buillding back for pennies on the dollar... That's the guy you want to fix the country? He has emboldened bigots and haters with his speeches and thinly veiled bigotry.

The fact is that the mainstream media was much too soft on Trump. They let him get away with all those outrrageous statements without any shred of proof, or any grounding in reality.

This forum is on a multi-racial dating site... with an emphasis on Chinese women meeting foreign men.. This blog, and these comments do not belong on this website. I hope you remove it... and I hope some of the Chinese women read behind the lines, and remove themselves from the website, and specifically avoid the men who have shown their support for Trump and China bashing. This blog and these comments are a discrace.

@John,Abbot please quit telling people you're Canadian... you're making me ashamed to be Canadian.

 

 

 

#2017-04-01 13:48:29 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

@bgies - I held off replying here for a while to let the focus of readers shift to another blog or two before getting into it with you here. I don't like getting into public disagreement on the blogs or forum with any member, but especially a member who generally has been a very good member and contributed nicely to the community, such as yourself.

I suspect soem of what you wrote was an abberation for you. However, your extremely strong comments, and your personal attack on myself, really don't allow for me to not respond. 

Here are a few of your statements that I think demand a strong response:

Wow... more stupid statements in the comments here than I have seen in a long time... I'm not a big fan of Hilary either... but repeating Trump's stupid statements about her without a grain of truth is just close-minded and showing complete ignorance of the actual situation. Do you actually believe anything that comes out of Trump's mouth?

I don't see any reason to suggest that any of the comments made by anyone here are "repeating Trump's stupid statements about her without a grain of truth". Most of the comments here have been made loudly and publicly by a great number of people long before Trump ever publicly expressed them. Since you don't bother to back up your own rather "close minded and showing complete ignorance of the situation" statement, it is difficult to argue specifics. But if you'd care to point out which statements made in these comments you think are "stupid and without a grain of truth" and provide some reasonable grounds for saying that, I'd be happy to debate it with you.

How can you allow a statement like this to be published in your forum? "Her, Obama-the-homo, Scumbag Soros and Podesta-Pizza (plus many others) should all rot in jail."..... Is bigotry and homophobia allowed on this forum now that Trump is president? 

There is so much wrong in this paragraph it is difficult to know where to start. But let's start here: It's a forum, a place for people to express there opinions, regardless of how others view those opinions. Are you actually suggesting that a forum should refuse to publish an opinion by a reader/commenter because another reader/commenter disagrees with that opinion?

Next, while the use of the word "homo" is certainly politically incorrect, and possibly stronger than necessary, I suggest to you that "Her, Obama-the-homo, Scumbag Soros and Podesta-Pizza (plus many others) should all rot in jail." is not, in fact homophobic, and is certainly not bigoted. The writer, who is well known for expressing himself strongly, is basically simply expressing the belief that Hilary, Obama, Soros and Podesta are guilty of criminal offences and belong in jail.

I suggest to you that a very large percentage of the American population believe Hillary belongs in jail, perhaps as many as 35%. A similarly large percentage believe Soros belongs in jail, maybe more than 35%. A smaller but not insignificant number believe Podesta, and Obama, belong in jail. So why shouldn't a reader of this article on our blogs be entitiled to believe it too? And why on earth should we censor someone's right to say it simply because you don't believe it?

Here is one definition of 'bigotry' as per the Oxford English Dictionary:

"Intolerance towards those who hold different opinions from oneself."

See https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/bigotry

Based on that definition, the statement that is bigoted is this one:

How can you allow a statement like this to be published in your forum? "Her, Obama-the-homo, Scumbag Soros and Podesta-Pizza (plus many others) should all rot in jail."..... Is bigotry and homophobia allowed on this forum now that Trump is president? 

....by yourself.

"The fact is that the mainstream media was much too soft on Trump. They let him get away with all those outrrageous statements without any shred of proof, or any grounding in reality." 

I am sorry, but the manner in which the mainstream media have lost all sense of fairness and their duty to report objectively and without prejudice has gone beyond all sense of decency. They have not only not let Trump get away with anything, but they have frequently hounded him to death over rumour and innuendo that they have created themselves with no basis in fact.

Whether Trump is as bad as you say or not, the mainstream media have been infinitely worse. If you are not afraid of the future in the hands of a press that now believe it is their job to influence our opinions rather than give us the straight facts so we can reach our own conclusions, then you are in for a rude awakening in coming times, as your rights are eroded away to nothing.

Trump will be with us for 4 to 8 years, but the mainstream press are never going to go away, and the damage they will do over time far exceeds anything Trump could do, even if he is the monster you suggest, which most of us know he is not. He's a long way from perfect, but he's better than the US has had for a couple of decades at least, in spite of all his personal flaws.

"Honestly, if I was a Chinese woman and read the comments on this blog, I would cancel my membership on this site so fast it would make your head spin... If I was a Chinese woman would I even consider meeting the men who have commented here, and show their bigotry? Not a chance in hell"

There is a suggestion in this statement that Chinese women are incapable of thinking for themselves, incapable of reading the news and forming their own opinions. What makes you think that they can't read about Trump, read about Hillary, read about the US elections, read about the fake news being generated daily, and reach their own conclusions about who is right and who is wrong on this forum or anywhere else.

Your statement of what you would do if you were a Chinese woman is no doubt true... it is what you would do. But thankfully you are not a Chinese woman, and you certainly do not represent Chinese women, how they think, how they act, what they believe nor how they form their own opinions. When you wrote those words, you were speaking down to Chinese women, and I suggest you owe them an apology for doing so.

Much in the manner that the American Left has decided to speak down to the American voters, for not voting as the left believe they should have, and for which they owe the American people an apology.

Finally, I cannot ignore this:

"John,Abbot please quit telling people you're Canadian... you're making me ashamed to be Canadian."

Canadians, quite proudly, believe that everyone deserves to have their own opinion, to speak their own mind, to express themselves publicly. Canadians hold democracy and freedom of speech dear to their hearts. They do not accept being censored, nor attempt to impose censorship on those with whom they disagree.

So based on your comments above, you should be ashamed to be a Canadian. Some of the opinions you expressed are as unCanadian as any I have seen or heard.

I will say this, though. You are right that the blogs and forum have moved too far into the political and to far away from personal relationships involving love and romance, and we need to move back in that direction. We will try to move our bloggers and our forum threads to be more along those lines. 

#2017-04-01 21:31:36 by paulfox1 @paulfox1

@bgies

If you have something to say to me then please say it. Don't direct your comments to John Abbot as if I don't exist. Firstly, 'homo' is a short word for 'homosexual' and in my country it is not considered derogatory. Having submitted many blogs to this website along with countless forum threads, comments and replies, I have never been racist nor homophobic in my remarks.

Joan Rivers stated publicly that Obama was gay and that his wife was a transsexual, an opinion that millions of people have shared for years.

With close to 3 million views on Youtube, how many people are likely to call ME homophobic for repeating the late Joan Rivers?

 

The problem with the 'Clinton-loving leftist libtards' such as yourself, is that you want to restrict everyone's right to state their opinion. We don't need to be TOLD what we can say or do as long as it doesn't deliberately offend another human being. What's more, you have no RIGHT to try to enforce YOUR will onto another person - no-one does!

You asked if we believe what comes out of Trump's mouth. Only a complete fool believes ANYTHING that comes out of ANY politician's mouth!

As for Soros, Hilary, and others, I also stand by my original comment.

As for this site being totally dedicated to fluffy 'love stories', why?

Many Chinese women on CLM have a desire to live in a Western country; some male members would perhaps like to live in China; (Barry did). Isn't it therefore sensible to discuss issues that each person may face if they choose to live in their partner's country?

Perhaps you'd prefer the 'Alice In Wonderland' or 'Fairies at the Bottom of the Garden' approach?

I was an active member of a certain discussion forum for over a year. After Trump became president I wrote a lengthy article about my own thoughts and submitted it for publication on the forum.

There was nothing 'untoward' in the content, I broke no 'forum rules' and didn't use words or language that I hadn't used hundreds of times before.

Not only did my thread not get published by the libtard leftist moderators, every single one of my previous comments or threads were instantly deleted without explanation. Despite my sending a total of THREE e-mails to the forum owner, no reply was ever received.

The forum was the discussion board on ESLTeachersBoard.com

If the lefties want to go and bury their head in the sand, then fine, but don't accuse me, or anyone else, of being homophobic or bigotted just because you don't agree with what I say.

 

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