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Girls! Girls! Girls!    

By Ken Silver About Asia
6253 Views | 2 Comments | 2/11/2011 3:47:35 PM

Ever read that essay by the great mathematician, Dr. Albert Weaselwacker, speculating about what 8th Dimensional English would be like? Perfectly readable, but beyond our brains comprehension, was his conclusion.
Here’s an example…

“Russian billionaire arrested in Cambodia for having sex with a 16 year old Cambodian girl. He remains in prison, and his hundred million dollar hotel project remains in limbo.”

The above is a direct quote from a third dimensional Cambodian newspaper.
Still incomprehensible! Couldn’t he bribe his way out with the offer of a hotel wing or two? Even assuming - ha ha - there is an honest police officer in Cambodia - couldn’t he bribe the officer above him? The odds of 2 honest police officers in Cambodia in a row… ask Dr. Weaselwacker!

The only sense I can make of this true Existential Madness is that somewhere really high up the fix (duh!) was in. Some business rival wanted him out of the way. Or maybe the Cambodians want ALL his money.

It does bring up a good highly practical, vital point.

Forget about acting out those fantasies you had about your babysitter way back when.! Never mind that, for most of human history, 16 and 17 year old men and women have been happily, legally married with children. Married by kings, married by emperors, married by Popes. These days Southeast Asian law enforcement - never paid well - takes such affairs very seriously. In good ol’ Cambodia there exists a cottage industry of fake I.D. cards for the young ladies followed by subsequent breaking down the doors by cops who need a new car.

Of all the male sexual organ deflators known, grinning Asian cops with dollar signs in their eyes probably tops the list. (Well, the wronged husband with a shotgun is pretty high up there too!)

In Phnom Penh, the very nice Wat Phnom temple park is a scene of such set ups. We hear that a nasty French Womens' Aid organization worker organizes such shakedowns. She splits the take and has cases to justify her job.
Anyhow, if you do date, make sure they look in their twenties. That’s safe! Asians of both sexes tend to look younger than their age. Yet another reason to stick to this wonderful internet dating site to find the beautiful and loyal Asian woman of your dreams!

Anyhow, as I sit here in the mercifully cool night, listening to the chop! Chop! chop! Chop! of cleaver - another libido downer - into chicken parts at the food stalls; it doesn’t take a letter from the 8th dimension to know that the West is dying and the East is rising. Its actually a good survival tactic on your part, dear reader, to marry into some carefully selected Asian family.

Anyhow… Girls! Girls! Girls! (over 18)! They are everywhere throughout this wonderful continent. Thanks to the American wars and very practical fertility rates, the population over here is proportionately quite young. A few bitter reptiles - like my ex western girlfriends - bitch that guys who date and score with Asian ladies “are losers who never could score with women back home”.
To that, I say thee nay! I know some mighty handsome, sophisticated western men (like our editor ) who have happily settled down with an Asian woman.

They know a good thing when they see it. They know a great thing at a low maintenance emotional bargain price when they see it. If flawless diamonds were available over here dirt cheap, everyone would congratulate the western buyer. No one would say “they could never score with diamonds back home.” Somehow, a lot of prejudice and silly morality comes into play when the object of great value is a human relationship and not a lifeless souvenir.

Well, that’s why the west is falling apart and the east is rising.

Chop! Chop! Chop!

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#2011-02-11 15:54:24 by JohnAbbot @JohnAbbot

Ken, that's pretty scary stuff about the cops in Cambodia. Is this an issue that guys need to worry about in most or all the SE Asian countries or is it much more serious only in Cambodia?

Also, I'm sure most of us are not too worried about the guys who are deliberately trying to score with a 16 year old - I know I don't care about them. But in Asia a 25 year old can look 16 easily, which means a 16 year old can also pass herself off as 25. So someone could be easily told the woman is 25 when she is 16, or she has fake iD that he hasn't checked that says she's 16, and either way he can find himself in shit soup. So how do you protect yourself when you think she's 25 and when the cops show up she shows her fake ID saying she's 16?

Seems like the only safe thing may be to stick to dating Grannies - yikes!!!

#2011-02-12 04:44:46 by thedragonb1 @thedragonb1

Here here! I second the motion! Grannies it is! Aye!!!!

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