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Geography, Where Is Thy Sting?    

By Ken Silver About Asia
3913 Views | 0 Comments | 5/14/2010 1:10:38 PM

Want to see your new Asian lady from closer than 10,000 miles through a webcam? It's getting easier.

Today we are privileged to have a guest elephant-Professor Edward Elephant, -speak on "Southeast Asia-what is in it for you?" (Professor Elephant walks up to the stage to polite applause. He has no notes with him, cause he never forgets. Lucky for our budget, he works for peanuts.)

"Ahem". When an elephant clears his throat it s a messy sight. So allow me to repeat his words...

Southeast Asia looks a lot like the Milky Way. You know, the swirling galaxy look, with space - a lot of space, actually, - between the stars. Up in the left hand corner of the swirl is the most land per map inch - you can drive or bus all over Myanmar, Laos, Burma, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, and mainland Malaysia.

Past Malaysia one starts using the ferries, as the curve of land becomes a curve of islands, some quite large, a lot of them small. (This is where the Professors image of islands being stars in deep deep space is appropriate - scattered islands in blue blue vast ocean, got it?) Continuing, you hit Australia. Meanwhile, off to one side we have the marvelous Philippines, itself nothing but islands.

And say, "up there", in the clouds, north of all this, we have the mountain kingdom of Nepal.

Lastly, - Professor Elephant never forgets - India, a plane ride west of all this.

Thank you, Professor elephant!

Pssst! Blame all unclear writing on the elephant!. Thank you. (Professor Elephant is available to all writers who need to blame a bad paragraph on somebody else).

In past times, carrying on a long distance relationship with some beautiful Asian woman was a bit much... especially if you had met more than one through an internet dating website , or were just into international dating. Plane travel was quite pricey, and buses took a lot of time. You know the scene. A lot of Lonesome Travelers staring into bowls of noodle soup at 3AM during the long distance bus rest stop. The great bus quiet, door open. The hot, calm, tropical night. Cigarette smokers across the road. The rest of us swirling - hey, swirling like the Milky Way! - around the restaurant tables.

And there-plate of quite tasty fried shrimp rice in hand, is Ken Silver (me) talking to Professor Elephant.

"Darn, Professor, what this continent needs is a good low budget airline"!
Well, cue Air Asia. There are other airlines also, but Air Asia has built an amazing network of destination cites serviced by modern (Safe) aircraft. Much like Southwest Airlines in the United States in style and manner. Only better. More on that latter.

The point is this. It is now a lot easier to get around to meet an honest Asian woman you may have been writing to. And, also, to visit great beaches and their islands, exotic cities' where the nightlife never quits, even do some trekking n the hills. Or perhaps you are a culture vulture, in which case there are endless acres of temples, palaces, even great museums to visit.

Put simply, southeast Asia is great. The food is great, the service is great, the relaxed atmosphere is great. All at excellent prices.

Americans, Canadians, Europeans - harken to the words of Professor Elephant!...

"You First Worlders will be pleasantly surprised by Southeast Asia indeed! There is far more social order (the Bangkok demonstrations to the contrary) on the streets than in many American cities. The cities of Southeast Asia are far safer than most American cites. As a tourist you have extra cushioning from the stresses of ordinary life. Just be careful crossing the streets... you're no elephant!"

Wait a minute, Professor Elephant...tell our readers about the feminine side of tropical paradise! The women of Asia. Speak also of the women of China!

"Next blog, Ken. Right now I have to go pack my trunk".

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