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4/28/2013 4:57:01 AM
I entered the racetrack bar. Outside the picture window, the horses were approaching the starting gate for race number 5. Johnny ‘Sideways’ Jones leaned towards me, nearly spilling his drink…
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3/28/2013 12:12:37 PM
It was a hot Phnom Penh night. One of the Immigrations officials scowled, shuffling the mountain of papers on his desk.
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2/20/2013 4:39:23 AM
“Make me paranoid”, said Alice to the White Rabbit. The Rabbit grinned, twitched its ears, and pulled a pocket watch out of its waistcoat. “I’m late!” it cried. Alice shrugged. “Internet online banking security in Asia”, the White Rabbit said. Alice fainted.
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1/22/2013 1:13:32 AM
Ah, no sound as melodious or pleasing as the lower economic classes licking ones’ boots… Light your custom fireplaces with a couple of hundred dollar bills, won’t you, dear fellow billionaires, and listen to how to deal with the servants in tropical Asia…
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12/16/2012 8:00:39 AM
Cold? Wet? Overworked? Underpaid, under loved, and under appreciated? Is that what’s troubling you, Bunkie? Maybe, oh ha ha ha, maybe, ha ha, there’s been some terrible misunderstanding and your government and economic system isn’t trying to get the last ounce of work and money out of you before melting your economic remains down for fat, like they used to do on whaling ships.
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11/12/2012 2:26:47 PM
Sometimes, sitting on the tropical beach, you may hear the call of the sea. You might actually find yourself thinking…”I wonder what’s under those beautiful waves.” Stop!
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10/14/2012 1:45:36 AM
Have you ever noticed, how, far too often, real life intrudes on your very comfortable fantasy world? Oh, botheration! as my best friend Winnie the Pooh- I was speaking with him just the other day! - used to say. Just as you are ready to triumphantly this or triumphantly that - I always think about the woman I was destined to marry till I saw her holding hands by the side of the road with somebody else - mean old real life intrudes.
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9/4/2012 4:30:04 AM
True love at last! You bought her a flower, and it went on from there… Firstly, let me congratulate both of you for working with the best long term relationship website around! So…now that you two are an item, where are you going to live?
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7/18/2012 9:08:55 AM
You know the feeling? Romancing, shoot outs with the local drug cartel, stopping rogue generals from launching missiles at London…and talk about bringing back alive those pesky dinosaurs still hiding out in remote Borneo jungles! Southeast Asia is fun, but it can be tiring.
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6/17/2012 8:39:24 AM
The world economic meltdown is old news! The World Elite (of which you are, sadly, not a part) is up to even greater mischief! The World Elite doesn’t want you to read my new comic novel about Southeast Asia! It’s called “String Theory-the Novel”; and not, (in all modesty), since the Bible has there been anything like it.
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